When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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by crazedkth August 20, 2021
Get the champagnemami4eva mug.Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.
by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022
Get the Champagning mug.Pacôme Hégésippe Adélard Ladislas, Comte de Champignac is a character in a Belgian comic book serie called Spirou and Fantasio. He's an old and really cool scientist who studies mushrooms and he has a nice mustache.
Some dude: "I don't like Pacôme Hégésippe Adélard Ladislas Comte de Champignac"
Average Champignac fan: "You don't have any reason to hate him, he's just the best mushroom scientist."
Average Champignac fan: "You don't have any reason to hate him, he's just the best mushroom scientist."
by Evive_bulgroz April 18, 2022
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Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle
by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022
Get the Champagning mug.A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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