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British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023
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British

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:
Is he British?
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British Scotland and cheese

25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know
by J4YD0N July 25, 2022
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british

an unfortunate trait

also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
by britishman327 February 25, 2022
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter, technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.

It's the english (at it's core) impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if THATwould force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
Wow! I would've believed the shaming news from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Don't believe anything in that accent in ANY media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day
1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag
by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019
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British Saturday

A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.
Bro what the hell this is has turned into a British Saturday!
by brausing June 13, 2025
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