bakersfield boondocks

the south side of bakersfield, ca, just north of, sometimes including, rexland acres and greenfield.

lesss dip out to the bakersfield boondocks, the stockdale slums and the creek are hella lame.

by bonesisaddicted July 7, 2009

honey baked blunt

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.

Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

by Dreadlock_Starr13 January 29, 2009

Double Bake

When two couples meet up and toke up together before or after a double date.

(couple 1) Hey let's do bong hits with (couple 2) before we go out to see Jackass 3-D, it'll be an awesome double bake!

by SunStaryAsh October 21, 2010

beat the brakes

To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)

Damn!! He beat the brakes off that fool. Oh well

by Ben Munchen July 25, 2008

baked potatoes

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Redneck Brakes

A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.

Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.

Cop: And this Truck had no driver?

Redneck 1: Nope

Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix

Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.

Cop: take it to the shop.

Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?

Redneck 3: here they are

cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.

Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .

by MaineRedneck April 18, 2011

Bakency

1. The area left inside the oven or on a baking tray. Space that can be utilized for another item to be baked.
2. The room in ones stomach for baked goods.
3. The area created inside some peoples heads after getting baked a lot. This does not happen to all smokers of the baked variety.

1. Ah, there's a bakency, plenty of room for another cookie.
2. Of course I can eat antoher piece of cake. Always a bakency down there!
3. Dude, Johnny needs a sign on his head indicating a bakency, ah ha ha ha ha.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009