When the female sits on the toilet to pee. The male sits on her lap facing her. He pees between her legs. She farts consistently. The males penis feels the vibrations in the head of his penis. He gets harder as she farts more. Eventually he cums on her butthole (see krispy creme donut) due to the persistent vibrations coming from her farts.
Yo dude we decided to spider in the bathroom and she gave me a Mexican blowjob. Kinda loved it, also kinda hated it.
by Robbz11 October 10, 2020
Get the Mexican blowjobmug. The art of falacio that evens rythmatic beat of sucking and slurping that etertains the party receiving or audience witnessing this act of falacio.
by The Punish3r March 2, 2010
Get the beatbox blowjobmug. by omg xd lol xdddd August 1, 2017
Get the intense blowjobmug. Chillin with my girl in the desert at night while she had her face down in my lap giving me the full bedouin blowjob while I stared up at the stars.
by Toby88 April 26, 2016
Get the Bedouin blowjobmug. Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011
Get the Steak and Blowjob Daymug. a TBJ or "tobasco blowjob" is preformed when one party ingests tobasco or food sprinkled with tobasco before give the other party a blowjob. This results in fiery explosion from the other party. The penis may burn a little after, but the experience is well worth it.
Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
by LoveInThePentHouseCar February 6, 2010
Get the TBJ "tobasco blowjob"mug. A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.
by Morasjjad September 10, 2018
Get the Back stage blowjobmug.