Blind Fold of Love

When a man during sex blind folds his partner with his balls by placing them above their eyes and then shits in their mouth.

"Babe if you really love me, you'll let me try the blind fold of LOVE"

by God Love Ugly October 24, 2008

Blind Mellow Jello

Word used only once on Family Feud by a spook.

Q: Phrase that uses blind in it.

A: Blind Mellow Jello

by Spook of the month October 28, 2009

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag July 12, 2007

third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole

WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!

by here i am December 28, 2005

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

blind mans cane

What you get on a typical Saturday night.
White rod with a red tip.
Having sex with a chick on her rag.

I’m going to the bar to get a blind mans cane tonight.

by Mr. Phisterbottoms August 24, 2021