“I got home from work yesterday and caught Zeke ripping Wagar balloons on the couch”
“Bro I was so geeked last night, I ripped Wagar balloons until the sun came up”
“Bro I was so geeked last night, I ripped Wagar balloons until the sun came up”
by Bdag March 16, 2025
Get the Wagar Balloonmug. "I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
by purplexed February 12, 2022
Get the Balloon Babemug. by zachmau5 December 6, 2021
Get the water balloon from hellmug. by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018
Get the Hot air balloonmug. Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
Get the Balloon Dog Years scalemug. After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
Get the quarter ballooningmug. A sex position involving one female and five males. The female is laidback in a bicycle position as the men surround, inserting their penis’ in any and all holes possible. Each male raises their hands in a cupped position to form a circle, otherwise known as the “balloon”.
by Cup Creamer October 13, 2024
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug.