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Ballooning

An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad
by Ballon King September 5, 2023
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Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
by The Saudi price June 29, 2021
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Balloon-gate

A political scandal, not necessarily involving spy balloons, that has, or is perceived to have, serious national security 🤔 and foreign affairs implications for the United States.
Aye caramba. Balloon-gate is coming.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2023
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nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.
by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014
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Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.
Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.
by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020
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Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.
He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
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Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.
I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress
by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018
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