Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 June 18, 2016

Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

joder balloon

condom

Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”

Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?

by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020

Saudi Arabian balloon animal

Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.

I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.

by The Saudi price June 29, 2021

baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation

by Kwagwag August 13, 2023

balloon policy

the real term for umbrella policy.

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.

by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013

Balloon Animal

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

by James pace December 31, 2017