Boner Jam 

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

Boner Jam by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010

Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

Boner Death by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008

boner sleeve 

Slang term used to describe a condom.

Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?

Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.

boner sleeve by TMA-1 July 28, 2011

Boner-Brain Barrier 

When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.

Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.

Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"

Boner-Brain Barrier by The definer2017 February 4, 2012

boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.

mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens

boner skirt by imagrape March 29, 2012

Boner Phone 

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

Boner Phone by vistalover August 20, 2012

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

boner cause by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013