blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020

Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.

“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”

by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024

Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”

Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!

by thedavidventer November 9, 2020

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020