ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

For big balls

Usually used in the gym when you're trying to convince someone to do more reps. Can also be used in other situations when you are trying to make someone do something.

"Do two more for big balls!"

by Big Ball Joe April 13, 2020

Balls and Wiener

Its alternatve for agreeing with something or "What are you going to do?".

Josh: "I hate the F'n Clippers"
Matt: "Balls and Wiener man"

Matt: "My boss thinks I smoke weed"
Josh: *shrugs shoulders* "Balls and Wiener"

Josh: "I think my boss and another boss are totally doing it."
Matt: "Balls and wiener"

by NooBawls&G_Zis May 15, 2014

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 18, 2010

big fat juicy balls

1. Showing that meatballs are really juicy and tasty.
2. Your balls.

"You have some big fat juicy balls!"
"These big fat juicy balls are tasty."

by GalaxxyAfonso May 6, 2022

Peanut Butter Balls

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.

Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.

by fifftysor January 22, 2010

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008