Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 05, 2013

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 03, 2019

Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy

icecream bagel, i'm not e-dating you

by LilDingaling March 13, 2024

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.

"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"

by zimdah April 01, 2021