A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.
by MrCrimXen May 6, 2010
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Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.
Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.
by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009
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As the group were stood in the pub Rob shouted at the top of his voice to Kevin "You are an afgeleberde paarde lul!" Met by the whole pub with roars of laughter, Kevin left his drink and went home humiliated.
Also used when someone comes in from the rain - Jesus Franco your as wet as a sucked of horses cock!
Also used when someone comes in from the rain - Jesus Franco your as wet as a sucked of horses cock!
by Big TJ December 9, 2008
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angela’s a sweet, kind, caring, beautiful girl. she has long brown curly hair, and beautiful brown eyes. she is usually shy at first and then when you get to meet her she often shows her goofy and crazy side! she is always willing to help her friends when they are having a tough time. angela’s don’t put up with bull shit, because she knows who there real friends are. angela’s are very trustworthy and sweet. but if you loose her trust, it’s a loss for you. she’s a great supporter and always helps when your down and cheers you up! you guys all would want an angela in your life. if you have one HOLD ON TO HER!!
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by Angela’s best friend Kimberly! October 16, 2019
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