"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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after mo

An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.
Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?
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Corporations after June 30th

A term used to reference how the minute after Pride Month ends, a majority of corporations and other companies who were pretending to be supportive immediately go back to pretending LGBTQ+ people aren't a thing.
Dang, I thought Target would have changed and kept on selling Pride-themed stuff after June, but it looks like its all gone.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?
by Yarinoi^2 June 01, 2022
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After the Flash Addiction

Addiction to the game known to the roleplay game filled with furries known as "After The Flash"
"Yo Jack, You know Grace? Shes got diagnosed with After the Flash Addiction!"
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After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 25, 2021
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after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom
Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.
by poopoomanthatsme April 17, 2021
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