Sebastian Alexander Mills

God

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by Chris likes dick 69 November 25, 2021

Alexander Didier

he so in love with kylie, also... he's kinda the best

Alexander Didier loves Kylie

by gelrat December 5, 2021

olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

ALexander Sveltina

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!

ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!

by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024

Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.

Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him

by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022

Alexander

A massive faggot, who pretends he likes you but talks shit behind your back.
Alexander is the type of guy who doesn't fuck but gets fucked

That bitch ass right there is such an Alexander

by Alexander is a pussy June 10, 2022