Dirty Alexander

Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out

Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander

by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024

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Alexander Budgen

The cutest, funniest, handsome, caring man in the world. i love him with all of my heart and the only people who dont like him are the ones that want to be with him(:

Schmess-"Heyy"
Alexander Budgen- "whats up"
Schmess-" just falling in love with you"

by Schmess May 1, 2010

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Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN

'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"

by SI33p May 29, 2024

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Alexander

Sexy autistic white guy who’s good with any instrument he touches. Average size dick and likes raping men named Diego.

Look at Alexander going ham on Diego

by Tminusnine May 5, 2025

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Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.

Girl: Alexander Hilber is the total package.

His GF: ikr *heart eyes*

by schnuckiputzi November 28, 2020

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