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African Crotch Critters

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.
Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.
by I have ghetto Medical Terms! November 16, 2006
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African Fire

by The Medicine Man April 14, 2009
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African rash

When you are caucasian, travel to Africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty-ass glasses. Generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly bumpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. The mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.
I went to Africa because I had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, I woke up with a fucking African rash.

I knew I had the African rash because when I googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what I was talking about because they are all assholes.
by Shittiness August 23, 2011
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African American

A Black person of African descent who is now an American Native. Many African Americans are Black and European threw slavery, hints, the Tran Atlantic Slave trade. Some, African Americans not all can identify will being biracial.
Black Americans who are citizens or residents of the U.S. who have origins in any of the Black populations of Africa and or Europe. They are African American or can be considered Black European. /Paraphrased from UrbanDictionaryUser - Act Right/
by ThatAfricanAmericanGuy March 11, 2019
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The African Tumbler

Just after ejaculating from sex with a woman you do not want a relationship with, you throw her down the closest stairs and leave. This is effective to pull off the one side desired "one night stand".
Me and this girl i met at a club were getting serious and after i finished i performed The African Tumbler to ensure no further relationship would occur.
by Bmaster802 June 22, 2010
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Central African Republic

The best country ever. The absolute best. The people here are pvre 89 ft tall ultra mega strong gigachads BVLLS like greghannison. 56ft cock average. We are way better than dumb Uz*ekistan. Uhh I’m vomiting at the mention of the name. Uzbekistan is so dumb and gay. It is literally the dumbest and gayest country on earth. I hate Uzbekistan. Mother fuck all Uzbekistan and kill all Uzbekistan. Genocide Uzbekistan and nuke it. Bosnia too. But not Bolivia. Bolivia is ok.
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south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.
step back...he's got the South African scratch.
by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004
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