by Synosis April 14, 2016
1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."
3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."
4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."
3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."
4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
by Muh Ken Zee April 19, 2011
A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019
used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
by N8andmcdcrew August 04, 2009
To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .
by Weasel67 March 17, 2016
by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021
The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018