red lemon

When you jerk off after you cum and your dick gets red and sour.

Bruh she gave me a red lemon

by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

Rideshare Lemon

This is a car, SUV or truck that was previously used as a rideshare vehicle with a company such as Uber or Lyft. In most cases the extensive damage and service costs caused by regular commercial usage of a vehicle is to much to handle for rideshare drivers. The most common solution being to dump the vehicle off on an unsuspecting buyer as a 'rideshare lemon'.

rideshare uber tnc lyft rideshare lemon

by Mr. SnowmanPants June 16, 2017

lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

Lemon Tape

Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.

"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"

"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"

by King Widge August 30, 2014

Lemon Head

A die hard fan of the Disney Channel Original Movie "Lemonade Mouth".

The Lemon Head celebrated listening to the "Lemonade Mouth" soundtrack for the thousandth time.

by BHBSBP January 16, 2018

the lemon fanfiction

the Lemon fanfiction is a Frerard fanfiction that involves Gerard Way getting an entire lemon shoved up his asshole by Frank Iero

Haley:Did you read that thing I told you about yesterday?
Jasmine:Yes I read the lemon fanfiction and it was very interesting...

by MintLace January 5, 2016

Lemon Zippered

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

by AssJockey. June 18, 2007