blue turkey

ther is no fucking definition retard

your a stupid blue turkey dumb ass

by kpasa jewass May 2, 2011

Turkey Twizzler

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion.

"My head was spinning after the turkey twizzer my boyfriend gave me"

"My girl loves turkey twizzlers"

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

hand turkey

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"

by John Diack January 9, 2008

the turkey butt

Miley Cyruses display of her sad excuse for a butt at the 2013 VMAs.

She got the turkey butt

by YuRi2013 August 28, 2013

turkey bake

When you're having sex with a girl. You dip your finger in meth and put it in her ass, that way she never wants to stop having sex.

Yo man you remember that one girl

Yeah, why?

I turkey baked her!

by jcsoloman5000 May 4, 2010

Turkey-hell

Popular synonym for "fuck that" amongst stoners in the American South. Variattions could also be "turkey-fuck", "turkey-piss" or "turkey-shit".

Stoner #1: Dude, could you please go get me a big fuckin' glass of tea?

Stoner #2 Turkey-hell! Get it yourself!

by jshrubz August 4, 2008

butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.

When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.

by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006