Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.

Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass

by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

Ford

F(ast) O(verbuilt) R(oad) D(emon)

Fast Overbuilt Road Demon

Ford

Damn that 08 F-150 is haulin' ass must be that FORD 5.4l Screamin!

by Thiokol1 April 2, 2022

Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022

James ford

midget oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory

hey look its a james ford!

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020