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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
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Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
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Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.
I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Dick Ducking

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017
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epic duck

Epic Duck was a duck that appeared on Roblox for a short time to celebrate April Fools' Day in 2009.1

Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
Guy 1: TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!!
Guy 2: wot
by mik_ November 30, 2021
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duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
by duckdaggerdynasty January 1, 2015
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Duck Season

A Horror VR/PC game about the game "Duck Hunt" by Nintendo originally made in 1984.
Dude, have you heard of the new horror game, Duck Season?
It was so scary!
I almost started to cry!
by Chxrrixchu May 4, 2020
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