the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Picture book

A picture book is a useless book of photographs used to remember embarrasing moments that you would not want people to know.

No one likes picture books.

by Chappers_280 September 4, 2019

Adventure Book

Every present ever

What will you give me for my birthday?
Adventure book

by mrs.anime March 28, 2017

book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017

what's the book

What's up? what're you doing today? What have you got going on?

Yo, what's the book?

by CurvyA July 5, 2016

the book of the damned

A book for the damned. Nuff said.

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016