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5-9

Verb: meaning something stupid. To pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider institutionalizing you for.

Noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don't want them to live it down.
Timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! From this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!
by Steve Christensen January 7, 2008
mugGet the 5-9mug.

September 5

The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.
Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.
by vinnlikespans April 13, 2021
mugGet the September 5mug.

5 cent

A name used to replace the name of someone who is a wankster, thinks he is black(but is white) and is small and is also a fag.
random guy: who's that wannabe gangster shit?
desi: oh thats a guy we call 5 cent
by desipwnz November 12, 2008
mugGet the 5 centmug.

5 jack

A brutal blow consisting of 5 knuckles generally to the jaw region named after "blck Jack Johnson," a black boxing champion from NYC.
Jamal served up a swift 5 jack to shawntiqua's jaw after she told him she was pregnant
by Doobtronix October 11, 2006
mugGet the 5 jackmug.

dick-5

man has intercourse with woman in the front while another man has intercouse with the same woman in the rear
Hey Matt want to do the dick-5 with me and Kim Kardashian?
by ridleyfuckers April 21, 2011
mugGet the dick-5mug.

5 kings

smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, fucKING, licKING

not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night
"what did you do on friday?"
"wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there."
by sir_lecherous May 26, 2009
mugGet the 5 kingsmug.

Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."
matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.
by mrbig4545 November 8, 2009
mugGet the Rule 5mug.

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