2 kittens, 1 boy

2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.

2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.

by boddahvr September 30, 2022

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

by HansSC January 14, 2009

kittenmulcher

1. Something pointless and vile.

2. It's a mulcher... for mulching kittens. To make kitten mulch.

Human Centipede was a kittenmulcher.

by coderoshi September 16, 2011

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.

The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.

by Slugbait the fifth October 27, 2011

kittenness

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!

that girl was so kittenness!!!!

by wintercat November 22, 2011

kittenshittin

Your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a shit every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them Kittenshittin.

Oh man, Kittenshittin took a real bad one this morning. I literally passed out.

by yourassfartsrainbows October 3, 2016