Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
Get the Don't touch yourself mug.

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.
Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.
by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020
Get the Cover Yourself In Oil Day mug.
National embarrass your self day December 11

What a day to show my embarrass myself!😂
National embarrass yourself day, You get to post embarrassing pics/videos of yourself and leave them up for 24 hours. Some may get laughter and some may get “ aww’s “😂
by Carmen Hanker December 11, 2021
Get the National embarrass yourself day mug.

go and f**k yourself

To go and have have sex with yourself.
You have nothing to do? Well, go and f**k yourself.
by Called_by_duty May 10, 2016
Get the go and f**k yourself mug.
Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.
by Gafoto January 13, 2008
Get the detouring yourself in the mushroom truck mug.
It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it
1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 25, 2018
Get the Go fuck yourself with a cactus mug.