Ass-Bisto

Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.

This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.

Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom

by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018

ass talker

someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.

That aint true, asstalker.

by Mike C July 1, 2003

Bull Ass

the new way to say "bullshit"

Person 1: You are so full of bull ass
Person 2: What a load of bull ass

by Dodongo56 March 18, 2010

Trench Ass

Similar to Trench feet, Trench Ass is a medical condition that is brought about by an excessive and long-term build up of moisture or faecal matter between a person's ass cheeks. Usually as a result of improper hygiene.

Common symptoms include: foul smelling cheeks, Bum Cheese, a lot of ass sweat or other liquids that may seep through clothing and onto chairs

John - "Good lord, what on Earth is that smell?!"
Bill - "Oh, that's just Gav. He got diagnosed with Trench Ass last week."

by Your_Name_Goes_Here February 16, 2019

That's yo ass

Being in a bad situation and informing someone had messed up.

Bruh, you impregnated my sister that's yo ass for messing up man that's not okay

by Nachoz1415 April 20, 2018

lazy ass

The person reading this instead of doing their homework or anything productive.

You are a fucking lazy ass bum.

by OverMyLivingBody November 25, 2014

random ass

Used to refer to something or someone random, or of no particular importance, or even someone or something you might dislike.

The 'ass' part has no meaningful contribution and is therefore a random ass addition.

Sally: "Where's Paul"?
Martha: "I dunno, he left with some random ass girl from next door."

I was walking down the street the other day when some random ass guy walked up to me and asked me if I had seen his dog. Wtf.

by Seraph_7 January 6, 2009