A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
The dog: “meow.”
by TriplePeeT November 10, 2021
Get the The dog mug.A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.
These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.
Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.
Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.
Also known as “purse pups”.
These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.
Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.
Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.
Also known as “purse pups”.
Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.
I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.
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1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.> mug.1.person:Hey Mike i think i saw your dog
2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place
2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place
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