polar bear head

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014

Air head

Someone whom everyone thinks is stupid, but has the whole game figured out.

#1 " She's stupid!!! She's an Air head. Her boyfriend is cheating on her! " #2 That's Ace!!!! She's got it figured out! She's Too Flight!!! ". #3 That's Elle Woods!"

by # Ace1243 January 29, 2020

Shower Head

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.

“Did Becky give you sloppy”
“Ya and we finished with a healthy Shower Head”

by Ethan Furgle June 14, 2025

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017

Meat Head

Usually, a very well developed person physically but not mentally. Is obsessed with chicks but secretly likes dudes too. Someone that uses his/her/Ze anger to intimidate you because that’s all they have other than when they break down in front of you like a little bitch. Also, a person that does not have character or an IQ of 85 or higher. Someone that you’ll eventually hate.

The meat head is an ignorant void.

by BBR’s January 26, 2018

Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017