Pulled the Zurawski

1) showing up drunk at your parents house at 5:30 AM and when your dad says, “You been drinking, son?” You say, “Not since this morning.”

2) Jerking off a guy named Zurawski.

1) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

2) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

by Raffi_Bomb June 11, 2020

Pulling a kim

Commiting morally debatable acts with girls, many of whom are lesbians.

For the crime of pulling a kim, you are sentenced to 25 to life.

by kimsternum November 8, 2020

pull a carolina

leaving the car keys inside your car.

me: omg where are my keys?!
you: pull a carolina.
me: what?
you: you left your keys inside your car.
me: duuuumb!

by baybayshion December 7, 2010

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

burnt poo in a pull up

Crispy burnt.

Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Pulled up an Eren

To fuck sth. up by getting angry or sad at the worst time possible ( like Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan )

"Yo fam, you banged that girl last night?"

"Nah dawg... everything was cool, until we undressed and she pulled up an Eren"

"Awwhh shit! She gave you the Eren? I´ll pray for you..."

by Element_UE June 19, 2019

Pulled a Facebook

(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.

(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc

1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.

2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.

by Lexophile314 October 4, 2021