One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

Ons

An acronym for Owari No Seraph (seraph of the end). An anime about an abused gay sexy blonde vampire, trying to rescue his King of salt from the humans experiments.

Have you finished ons yet?
Yes, and I'm dead now. Ferid is a dick.

by Yoi1999 October 26, 2017

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

A1 21 DO ONE !!!!

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS BUT A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER IS FELLING LIKE A UNIT!!!!!(P.S. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BOSHHH!!!!

''YO JACKSON WHERE IS THE LOCAL CURRY SHOP'' WELL FIRST YOU TURN RIGHT THEN LEFT THEN HEAD ON TO THE A1 21 DO ONE !!!!.BOSHHH!!!''

by SHMUCK INSURANCE!!! April 09, 2024

one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 04, 2022

balls, big ones

a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time

"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"

by anundesireduser June 20, 2022