cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?

Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*

by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017

Cock Blocking like a G

To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!

Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)

by mynameissssss June 10, 2011

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 8, 2014

cock de la ranga

Where a female individual or Male have sex or participate in sexual activities with a Red haired person or "ranga".

"Chewing you somecock de la ranga hey sally?"

by Endofdays99 November 12, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.

Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?

by Schmike Miguel June 25, 2016

cock head cunt muffin

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends

Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin

by Tomas C April 17, 2010

rock out cock out

Carrizo Springs Texas, SMALL TOWN DRINKERS TERM: when one is down to fuck, down to party, down to drink, down to smoke, down to cruise, down for whatever really..

Angel: "Hey man I'm gonna hit that shit tonight! "
Jp: "Ay wey, Don't forget to Rock Out with Your Cock out ;) \m/"
Angel: "ROCK OUT COCK OUT!" \m/

by Gary wey April 29, 2013