crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

Butt tip

When a mans penis tip is shaped weirdly or looks like a butt, has a butt tip

Ayo you got a nice butt tip

by Butt tip February 9, 2021

butt

a butt

Your a butt

by buttmister January 5, 2017

Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.

Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.

by Rali324 February 6, 2021

Tail-Butt

The common "wedgie": explained by a toddler

Mommy, i have a tail-butt.

by WoodenVxgina August 6, 2019

butt cranker

Somebody who cranks butt

Marcus: I heard from John at the store that Chance is a butt cranker!

by check4567 July 12, 2024