A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...

WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM

by Mr.scrotum October 14, 2006

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 07, 2011

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 03, 2024

one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION

Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”

by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022

One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit

I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019