dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021

Pussy Dog

A female cat.

I have 2 little pussy dogs. They aight.

by buttholehead August 7, 2023

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023

not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016