Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023

Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u

Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced

by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018

Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.

Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.

by Hutchyboy December 7, 2016

Face Rain

When there is a light drizzly rain and it seems to rain only on your face.

Its face raining outside today.

by Wildcat02 October 20, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Limbo When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025