I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption

A rating scale, out of 10, for rating books. This scale may also be used to rate other forms of media. Each point of this scale represents a different meaning:
10 - Essential read. A life changing book. Should be read by everyone, even if you don't like reading.
9 - Exceptional. Must read regardless of whether you like the genre or not.
8 - Great. Must read if you love the genre.
7 - Good. Recommended if you like the genre.
6 - Okay. Read if you've run out of grease and good books in the genre and crave more.
5 - Whatever. Take it or leave it.
4 - Not for me. Didn't like it, but others might.
3 - Not good. Didn't like it and I don't think others would either.
2 - Bad. Don't read. Waste of time.
1 - horrendous. This book should not exist and everyone who has ever read it is worse off for the experience.

Hey, how would you rate that book? On the Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption, I would be rating it an 8, as this book was genre defining!

by Graytr January 29, 2026

ChudMaxxed a little too close to the sun

When you go to BJ’s because it is the only place open that serves pizza and convince yourself that the deep dish pizza looks appetizing but your girlfriend says it’s a bad idea but you get it anyway. Chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun

“we chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun last night, babe.”

by granulatedgrass March 17, 2026

Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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