puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Operation Dog Bark

When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.

That girl says she doesn’t swallow. What a waste. Time for operation dog bark.

by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by anonymous July 16, 2023

ink dog

A person who enjoy pen drawings of dogs

Merryweather is a ink dog

by GhostyKitty July 17, 2023

Cat-Dog

When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor

"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Sinistersir July 17, 2023

dogging

Dogging can have one of two definitions:
It is sometimes used as a term to take a dog for a walk - whilst also being a competitive competition.

The other meaning, which most people on this site will recognise, is having sex in public, or watching two (or more) people have sex in public.

1. Honey, I’m just off to do dogging (take the dog for a walk).
Ok, don’t get lost whilst doing it!

2. Why is that couple performing dogging (sex in public)?
Keep it to the bedroom next time, weirdos!

by AiryGoats July 18, 2023

dog shit

another word for bullshit

Hobo 1: I got a girlfriend

Hobo 2: dog shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023