by ab415 August 19, 2019
Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.
Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?
Person 1: about a week...
Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?
Person 1: about a week...
Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
by A real fucking person December 17, 2013
by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
by BenDober September 05, 2019
Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.
by BenDober September 05, 2019