by Daddydonnie17 February 22, 2021
Get the Greif baby mug.Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"
DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
Get the Baby Replace Jutsu mug.An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor
That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
by JPSnC February 22, 2021
Get the Floor Baby mug.When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.
"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"
by Stretfordian February 23, 2021
Get the Anal Baby mug.When someone is acting like a child and is a having a complete melt down.
Baby Rage: because Simon is an Idiot.
Baby Rage: because Simon is an Idiot.
by SimonTheMemeDealer February 23, 2021
Get the Baby Rage mug.I got the answer right up my.uhhh sleeve. Ask mommy and daddy cause you dont wanna learn the hard way
mommy how are babies made?
MOM--- I JST SHIt YoU Out HahAha babies are made
tada baby made nitreallythoclickbait getter hhhahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
Were babies are made?
MOM--- I JST SHIt YoU Out HahAha babies are made
tada baby made nitreallythoclickbait getter hhhahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
Were babies are made?
by reyrtsjhr67y24e February 24, 2021
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