Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

Cole In One

When you masturbating and you are about to realse you test your accuracy by trying to get you sperm into the belly button. It is a par 2.

Conor: Hey Jonah I wish my penis was big enough so that my sperm could be actually come out.

Jonah: Thats ok one day you will get a “Cole In One”.

by Old.Granny123 March 4, 2021

Wild Ones

The inhabitants of "Julisa's Jungle." They are usually of the mammal kingdom. Most are of the ape variety, and they love swinging from the very bushy trees.

Wow they should be in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES

by Buster Moon January 14, 2022

that one nice guy in urb dic

when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic

my dads that one nice guy in urb dic.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”

He is one hp, you should kill him!

by LVmk10 December 6, 2021

square one

12 months without having sex, leaves you with a clean slate. Meaning you havent fucked no one foh.

katie: Yo im back at square

anthony: damn its been 12 months foh
katie: yeah im a virgin now
anthony: aye back at square one

by briansclubhouse September 19, 2019

bum bum bum and another one bites the dust

A good song.

bum bum bum and another one bites the dust is lyrick to good song.

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust (yeah)
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you, when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat, look out
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Hey!
Oh, take it
Bite the dust
Bite the dust, hey
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow!
Another one bites the dust, hey, hey
Another one bites the dust, hey
Ooh, shout!
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad
And leave him when he's down, yeah
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat, oh yeah
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot out
Ay-yeah
Alright

by Pizzaking3201 February 6, 2025