Dog

your best friend. someone you can count on and will be depressed without them. they can do everything with you and at the end of the day you are lucky to have them. they are kind and loyal and will always be there.

You:* are gone for a week*
You: hey girl/boy im home
Dog: *comes licks and jumps on you and is wagging its tail is so siked to see and was depressed without you*
You: hey *laughs* i missed you too. :)

by M&M137 April 26, 2022

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dog tight

Sometimes is so tight its almost impossible to separate

I cant get my oil filter off . Its "dog tight"

by Lil yogurt January 7, 2019

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stevie the dog

a wank stain mongtarded dug we all love

james wants stevie put down sophie licked his balls

we all love stevie the dog someone wants him put down he has tiny balls

by ciaran aka sirwankalot March 17, 2017

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sheep dogged

when you are cornered and out numbers by males against your will

tim: yeah, she texted me and completly sheep dogged me..
Sarah:you took it like a little bitch didn't you

by Mr. edweena November 4, 2013

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The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

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