Face-cadette

A person who uses Facebook in place of human interaction.

"He never seems comfortable around us anymore, I swear he is just another face-cadette"

by Jade Madonna July 21, 2009

face video

A music video focusing exclusively or almost-exclusively on the singer's face -- perhaps most famously in recent memory, Sia's "Buttons". Often shares similarities the walking video.

1: Come to my house, we're filming a music video for my band
2: What, like a face video? As if you could even pull THAT off.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009

ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face

Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."

by Nonovakno August 23, 2009

crimson clown face

when a guy eats her out while she's on her period.

Driving home, looks in the rearview mirror and sees "Licko the Clown" also known as crimson clown face.

by luckybastd July 12, 2009

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009