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getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.
by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018
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Get a life

The go to insult for people after a tryhard beats them in a video game.
*Tryhard kills Person in a game while on Vc*
Person: “Get a life!”
by A person125 April 9, 2023
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Get Sugmatized

To have a large metal rod forced down one's anus and to fucking die
"woah that's a steep fall, better not slip and get sugmatized"
by sigmaskibidirizzohio December 20, 2023
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Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.
Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?
by builtforspeed November 4, 2020
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get away driver

A guy that help a theif or bad guys to drive them away when they do something bad...
A get away driver just help those theifs get away!
by Yo man that is Yo January 9, 2018
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Getting your Beyoncé on

Jamming out to Beyoncé
george was getting his Beyoncé on
Dude your getting your Beyoncé on
by Lolololilololololi December 5, 2014
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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