Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.
So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.
by MinxaMinx January 29, 2011
One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024
Someone who comes heavily stepping in someones domain spewing tremendous clouds of vapor in mysterious styles
That kid came in started doing weird tricks with his vape like he was summoning sime kind of vape demon...HE WAS A CLOUD WIZARD I TELL YOU
by im smokin tooka July 22, 2020
a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies
oh sheet its a tiny wizard
by the worlds most honest guy December 05, 2017
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.
Similar to a modern shamen.
Similar to a modern shamen.
"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"
"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."
"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."
by Tree Wizard January 03, 2012
When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff
by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017