by rlosoccer August 28, 2017
A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan November 16, 2017
by Beatmy December 03, 2021
A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.
by SadgirlNymph March 01, 2020
is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar March 17, 2011
‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed
by KingKakuta June 28, 2018
a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022