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vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch
Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.
by Befford February 27, 2009
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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.
Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.
by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017
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windsock vagina

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.
Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.
by Matt666999666999 March 11, 2014
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Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.
"She has a steamy vagina."
by CoreFucker July 10, 2016
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Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority
Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling
by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015
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dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".
Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina
by Swegaster December 1, 2016
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