Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick

Hey babe would you like to Unicorn Swirl tonight?

by sickdickman April 1, 2021

Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros

4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.

by You stupid... May 6, 2021

ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.

most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.

by sjm89 November 6, 2012

Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.

Mike The Unicorn saved the day!

by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

Unicorn talk

When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.

Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.

by anonymous January 23, 2023

Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.

“Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”

by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022