im under a blanket

When somebody is horny and wants you to fuck them

Hey baby im under a blanket come over ;)

by UrbanMan124 June 17, 2015

The under cuck suprise

Similar to The under cuck but with a creamy ending.

I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016

amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.

Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.

by RJRG April 1, 2017

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.

Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.

Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.

“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
“Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode”
“Bugger”

by Foxes71 January 12, 2018

get under your bed

Shut up, your irrelevant

Someone curses at you, you say "Get Under Your Bed Mate"

by Dancehall Hero May 10, 2018

noon under dusk every saturday

Another way of saying send nudes

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday

Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES

by Balla13 July 11, 2018

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019