Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage February 26, 2012

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price

“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”

by LittleBleep January 01, 2021

uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.

Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.

by femcelk April 10, 2023

Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.

He's an Uncle Jim.

by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023

Uncle Jim

Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.

Person 1 "Whos that?"
Person 2 "Oh that is just uncle Jim"

by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021