Uncle Horchata

Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.

My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

uncles mung

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.

"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."

by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Uncle Chuck

A person in high school who acts like the drunk uncle who shows up to family BBQ's. Found in Iowa. Dresses like your dad

"Charles Craigmile is a real uncle Chuck

by SisterFister9000 January 4, 2018

Uncle Scarred

When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.

Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.

by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020

Uncle juwon

being a flirt without no remorse

I'm fast becoming an uncle juwon

by Juju J November 10, 2020

Harry Uncle

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

by giggle fart extraordinare March 9, 2020